Fed up with the mass media's predictable definition of beauty, the world-famous SuicideGirls online sorority has dedicated itself to celebrating alternative beauty and culture from all over the globe. After their first two movies--SuicideGirls: The First Tour (2005) and SuicideGirls: Italian Villa (2006)--not one but 35 beautiful, unconventional SuicideGirls, including Rambo, Fractal, and Zoli, return to teach us 13 essential life lessons interspersed with the girls' profile interviews. For instance, do you know how to prepare absinthe or win a pillow fight? And how about starting a private fighting club or even killing a vampire? Join them on a titillating 90-minute journey to the wild side, and learn how to live like a true SuicideGirl.—Nick Riganas